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You are often exaggerated and over-the-top in your speech and expressions. You are a romantic at heart and a natural leader.

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Think liberally, act conservatively, and choose wisely.

So, I go to vote (for McCain). What do I come home to? A stupid door knob sign for Obama and Patrick Murphy.

Honestly. This has to be the third or fourth time Obama people have come knocking on our door. If I was a hardline Democrat, and planned to vote for Obama, I wouldn't have done so today because of how much I've been harassed on my own property by his supporters. The blatant cock-worshipping is enough to turn me away from the most interesting and lovable of candidates, but add this, and you definitely start to lose any trust or consideration I may have previously had.

I hate saying this, people, but grow the fuck up. This isn't pre-school and it's not Sonic the Hedgehog versus Mario. Keep your fly up and your hands away from your crotch.

Politics are not for children.

You Should Live in a Blue State

Your preferences are 85% Blue, 15% Red You may not vote Democrat, but you feel comfortable around people who do. You tend to do best in bluer states - like California or New York. You fit in with an educated, urban, progressive crowd.

I think I'm more complex than this thing gives room for.

Your result for Howard Gardner's Eight Types of Intelligence Test...

Intrapersonal

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I just finished watching a special on the History Channel called, "Secrets of Body Language." Guess who they talked about?

1. Obama: Basically, he's full of shit. It's obvious to those who study voices and body language that Obama was groomed to act and speak in an "electric" way that would "hypnotize" and "mesmerize" people (these were the words used, if I remember correctly). He has adopted a particular cadence and rhythm to his voice that is meant to invoke emotions and a feeling of "unity." Experts know this is meant to give people that "thrill," to raise the hair on their necks, and give the impression that those listening are somehow a "part of something bigger." This goes along with a part in one of Obama's books where he admits he taught himself how to manipulate others with the way he talks.

(What I find interesting is the relation to the quote I posted previously from Doctor Who. It was from the episode, "The Sound of Drums," in which The Master almost takes over the world by using the same formula of beats, rhythm, and cadence to hypnotize people to believe in him, even though he never says anything of value; in fact, no one can even remember what his speeches were about!)

Verdict of the experts: Obama is fake.


2. McCain: John talks in a way that is very straight forward. He literally speaks in an "experienced" way. They compare him to a computer technician or other expert worker. He is deemed genuine, honest, and forthright in his tone, choice of words, and reserved behavior. He doesn't even go out of his way to impress anyone; he lets the facts, as well as his choices, speak for him.

Verdict of the experts: McCain is real.


3. Hillary: Hillary actually drew varying opinions. Some believe she is very genuine and truly cares; they say she has been truthful. However, one expert believes that she has simply mastered the art of controlling her emotions at will. Either way, this shows a certain kind of strength and discipline in regard to her character.

Verdict of the experts: Hillary is in a league of her own. :P

Life is not a bunch of numbers and words on a page. Nor it is comprised solely of thoughts and emotions. Life, and everything in it, is a mixture of both worlds. To understand the writing, you have to look to the feelings beyond it. And to understand the feelings, it often helps to crunch the numbers, and read or write the stories, then stop to reflect on what you may have missed.

I have a certain way of looking at the world; a certain isolated tower from which I view it all from. It's important that those close to me are at least willing to accept and respect it, even if they are incapable of joining me there; unable to understand. I'm a very complex and haunted individual. I spend my days and nights with ghosts, so expect some of them to rub off on you, too.

Dear Democratic Party (and those still in support thereof),

Thank you very much for making the economy worse and continuing to ignore the problem. Thank you for all the lies you spew about caring for the American people, when it is quite obvious that the only thing you care about are your lobbyists, your bloated coffers, and your candidate.

You had a chance to show your sympathy for the American people. You've had a chance to make "change" and help us for four years, yet you wait until your talking head flashes his Colgate grin before you even say anything about it. You've been standing in the way of change for four years, hoping that the American people won't catch on to the fact that you're simply standing on the backs of the unfortunate and the downtrodden, using their support and their votes for power which you have no plans to ever return to them. You know your words are enough to convince them, so you see no need to actually follow up with action. You know buzzwords and phrases like, "Roe v. Wade," "more of the same," "hope," and "change," are enough to convince your supporters year after year. Telling someone they are open-minded makes them feel good, especially when that's the farthest from the truth. Nothing is worse than a bigot, except for a bigot who thinks words lies are enough to redeem him/her of their actions and true intentions.

You had a chance this past week to make up for your failures. You had a chance to step up to the plate. Instead, you are choosing to be prideful. You just can't admit that the Republicans, and their candidate (for real change and reform), not to mention the oh-so-hated President, are making actual efforts to fix the problem. No, their plans aren't perfect, but how do you expect to pull a diamond out of a piece of shit? You can't have it both ways. We either suffer now and suffer more later, or we fix things now and suffer a little bit later while we perform maintenance on the giant glob of Mighty Putty which is, to be perfectly frank, our only hope. The fact you would risk our country, and our people, on the hope that you can politicize this catastrophe for your candidate, is appalling. You take the hopes, dreams, and fears of the people, and you use them for personal gain. You have become the very thing you claim you hate, but you don't care, because those more-fortunate Democrats in your pocket are more than willing to help you perpetuate this monopoly on life, liberty, and happiness.

You failed us for the last time. See you in November.

Sincerely,

Some faceless person with a vote

I really love this guy. Some of you may not approve of everything he says, but I still think he makes some great points.

Martha: I was going to vote for him.
The Doctor: [surprised.] Really?
Martha: Well, it was before I'd even met you. I liked him.
Captain Jack: Me too.
The Doctor: Why'd you say that? What was his policy. What did he stand for?
Martha: I don't know. He always sounded good, like you could trust him. Just nice. He spoke about... I can't really remember, but it was good. Just the sound of his voice.

FORMER HILLARY CLINTON ACTIVISTS MIGUEL D. LAUSELL AND LUCHY SECAIRA ENDORSE JOHN MCCAIN

As Democrats for McCain Ranks Continue to Grow, "Change Is Coming"

For Immediate Release
Friday, September 19, 2008
Contact: Press Office
703-650-5550

ARLINGTON, VA -- The McCain-Palin presidential campaign today announced the endorsement of Miguel D. Lausell, Senior Political Advisor to Hillary Clinton, and Clinton Delegate-at-Large Luchy Secaira.

"Although I supported Hillary during the primaries, I now support John McCain and Governor Palin because I am putting my country first," said Secaira, former Hillary Clinton Florida Delegate-at-Large. "They have the experience and judgment to lead America through these difficult times, and I trust them to work with Democrats to do the right thing for our country."

Lausell, who advised Senator Clinton on a variety of issues including international trade, telecommunications and Latino affairs, added, "John McCain has a long record of reforming government and working across the aisle to achieve bipartisan results. His courageous leadership is exactly what we need in the White House, and I am convinced that John McCain is the right leader at the right time for our nation."

Both Lausell and Secaira supported Sen. Hillary Clinton during the primaries, but they will campaign for the McCain-Palin ticket.

Lausell has served as President and CEO of the Puerto Rico Telephone Company; Executive Director of the Puerto Rico Telephone Authority; a member of the Governor of Puerto Rico's Economic Strategic Council; President of the Export Policy Commission of Puerto Rico; and Undersecretary of the Department of the Treasury of Puerto Rico. He served on the National Finance Board of the Gore 2000 Committee and was a member of the Democratic National Committee's Leadership 2000 Board.

Secaira, who is of Dominican descent, traveled to eight states to coordinate grassroots efforts for Senator Clinton, has a doctorate of neuropsychology and was trained at New York University.

LYNN FORESTER DE ROTHSCHILD, MEMBER OF DNC PLATFORM COMMITTEE, ENDORSES JOHN MCCAIN

For Immediate Release
Wednesday, September 17, 2008
Contact: Press Office
703-650-5550

ARLINGTON, VA -- Today the McCain-Palin campaign announced the endorsement of Lynn Forester de Rothschild, a prominent Hillary Clinton supporter and member of the Democratic National Committee's Platform Committee.

"In an election as important at this, we must choose the candidate who has a proven record of bipartisanship and reforming government, and that's John McCain," Rothschild said. "We can't afford a president who lacks experience and judgment and has never crossed party lines to work for meaningful reform. Amid tough economic times and foreign policy concerns, we need someone who is ready to lead. Although I am a Democrat, I recognize that it's more important to put country ahead of party and that's why I support John McCain."

Rothschild, an attorney and businesswoman, supported Sen. Clinton during the Democratic primaries. She will campaign for Sen. McCain through Election Day.

I suppose that standing up against a group of people who want to see me killed for being an infidel is just NOT FAIR and COMPLETELY BIGOTED!!

As a student of sociology, I have a much better understanding of how society, culture, and religion works than the majority of people out there. I am quite well aware that, in the end, there is no good or evil. There isn't any right or wrong. There's just a bunch of personal decisions we have to make as individuals, and those decisions make us who we are.

I've done more meditation and thinking than any person I know, and more than likely, most people alive today. However, at the end of the day, I'm going to support that which is in favour of my survival and be in opposition to those things that are out to destroy my livelihood. I think that speeches about the "evils of Islamic terrorism" are great, because it does well to unite Westerners against a threat to their own societies, cultures, and their very lives.

Radical jihadists have a right to believe what they do, as do I, and every one of you. But when it gets right down to it, I'm not going to be in support of, or feel much pity for, anyone or anything that wants to stone me to death or blow me up. In the end, it's about survival and prosperity. If that means some societies or cultures have to be destroyed so that ours can survive, so be it. I'm sure most of you would agree that is called "survival of the fittest." It's what we teach our children in schools nowadays, so we might as well practice what we preach, wouldn't you say?

Discuss.

MCCAIN/PALIN '08!!!!!!!

Voting Republican is the way to put a woman in the White House starting in 2009!

"It is very clear that the senator has been used as a puppet to perpetuate opposition politics. It is now clear that he was speaking out of ignorance and does not understand Kenyan politics, we earlier thought he was mature in his assessment of Kenyan and African politics. We forgive him because it is his first time in the Senate and he is yet to mature into understanding issues of foreign policy."

-Alfred Mutua, Kenyan Government Spokesperson, in response to Barack Obama's fervent campaign for Kenyan presidential candidate Raila Odinga


Obama and Odinga: The True Story

Obama's Kenya 'honeymoon' ends abruptly after graft rebuke

If you are dum(b) enough to...

[ ]...have random, unprotected sex
[ ]...play with matches near a gas tank
[ ]...tease venomous snakes
[ ]...run with scissors
[ ]...like Paulie Shore

...then you deserve to

[ ]...get AIDS and die.
[ ]...die in a fire.
[ ]...die from flesh-eating snake-juice.
[ ]...lose an eye and bleed to death.
[ ]...become an hero.